This article is tremendous in every way! You can now purchase your own socks in "cardinal red, bishop purple, or priest black" from Gammarelli, clothier to popes, bishops and priests for over 100 years. (Papal white is only offered on special request.J)I suspect you know someone from their target audience:
Mes Chaussettes Rouges targets a particular kind of customer – what they call “The Gammarelli Man” – who, according to the website, is someone who possesses true virtue in all things and appreciates the little things in life.
Just make sure they don't clash with your tartan tie.